Karabiner Corkscrew
rabiner itself, it comes with a clever safety feature to keep one out of trouble when tipsy, all of which helps keep our in-house Health and Safety watchdog more than satisfied. For rather than having the pointy end of a corkscrew dangling about all over the place, the karabiner hinges at the base and secures it tightly in a screw-locking device.
This bag here is the Crisp E. It’s the little baggy that hangs on a strap,belt,or baggy making your butty look sexy.
It looks high and looks low for any e-vice that beeps or buzzes so it can suck it and swallow it inside its supersoft little self
Yes, that’s right , it’s got supersoft slippertex lining on the inside and super tough rawhide strong Chickentex on the outside.
There’s a mesh pocket inside too, because we all love stockings and it’s also got protective fat ass padding. It comes with a digital storage card holder and the Prince Charles protective seal to keep out corgis and dust. I
t’s also got a removable shoulder strap, battery loops and a detachable belt loop to hang from your loop !
FeaturesMade from Crumpler 1000D Chicken Tex TM with SlippertexTM lining Removable shoulder strap Mesh pocket Digital storage card holder Protective padding Battery loops Detachable belt loop.
JIMM’LL FIX IT For you and you AND YOU!!! Over 2 million people wrote to Jim in the vague hope that he would fix it for them.
A few lucky ones got the chance to open a supermarket in Lowestoft or ride on a bus. Happy times. Now for those of us who have had to live for so long with the bitter disappointment of not having one of the iconic ‘Jim’ll Fix It’ badges, comes absolution, or at least ablution at any rate.
Gone are the days when you can sit on an old man’s knee (WITHOUT THE lAW BEING INVOLVED) who isn’t wearing a red hat and not end up in the care of the social services, but no matter, this legend in soap is a joyful reminder of halcyon days. Now you can fix it for someone to clean up their act with this delightfully daft ‘Jim’ll Fix It’ soap on a rope (well, ribbon actually).
FeaturesAn official Jimmy Saville licensed badge. The twist is that the badge is made from vegetable soap. The soap badge is suspended on red ribbon and emblazoned with “JIM FIXED IT FOR ME”. Suitable for ages 8 years+. Size: 7 x 7 x 2cm.